Yeargh!

Yeaaarrggghhhhh!

Today, I was in my room doing homework on my computer (by "doing homework" I mean "catching up on celebrity gossip"), and I heard this horrible woman's scream coming from my backyard area.

Yeaaaaaarrghhhhhhhhh!

I ran out of my room, looked through the windows into my backyard, and it was empty. But how could that be? Some poor woman out there was having her toenails ripped off slowly, or having golf balls pushed up her nose, or watching Ashlee Simpson perform a cappella, or learning that Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up. I needed to rescue her!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaarrrrrrrrrgh!

But then I looked to my left, into my family room. I had accidentally left the television on and tuned to the TLC channel. The screams were from the woman featured on A Baby Story who was in the middle of giving birth.

I turned the TV off and went back into my bedroom, to "do some more homework".

Katie Holmes and Chris Klein, why?! Why?!? Yeearrrgh!