...The New...

Wednesday is the new Friday.
Firefox is the new Internet Explorer.
Typing notes daily is the new cramming for tests.
Sonic Mint Blasts are the new Ocean Water.
Parent’s houses are the new University Park.
C# is the new Java.
Marshmallow Mateys is the new Lucky Charms.
Blogs are the new journal.
Lemony Snicket is the new Harry Potter.
Three-ring binders are the new spiral notebooks.
Super Nanny is the new Trading Spaces.
Bunny Tracks is the new Cookies ‘N Cream.
Yourself Fitness is the new personal gym.
Fort Worth is the new Abilene.
Gmail is the new hotmail.
Crazy profs that don't know my name are the new caring professors.

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