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Well, you've done it! Thanks to you, my readers, the Daily Blahg has entertained, bored, inspired, annoyed, humored, riled, charmed, or most likely brought about no visible or emotional reaction to 1,000 visitors. So who is the lucky visitor #1,000 (V1K)?

My mom. That's right. My mom. I can tell from my tracking devices. I was going to give the 1,000 visitor some huge prize like my Partridge Family Greatest Hits CD or my exercise ball (the clothing on top is optional). But since it's my mom, and I have no written contest rules stating that family members are not allowed to enter, I've decide as her prize she gets one free week where she is not allowed to remind me to do the dishes. Even if I don't do them, she will get the rest and relaxation she deserves by not reminding me. That sounds like a great prize to me.

In case you are interested, Fig. 1 - This Month's Visits by Day